Goblin Killing Shaman Kills Two Witches in Zimbabwe?
Oh hey, we’re back in Zimbabwe with more witch and goblin news! What crazy adventures will happen this time? Murder, the adventures of murder. Now before you go ‘oh I don’t want to be around here for this.”, just hold on a minute. You’ll be perfectly fine as long as you don’t drink anything given to you by a shaman. Why a shaman you ask? Good question! It’s because a shaman from the village of Mangisi is on the run for allegedly poisoning two elderly women he believed were witches. (Don’t drink the fucking kool-aid) The shaman Maxwell Pira, was originally called in to help cleanse the village because it was believed that the two “witches”, 83 year-old Jersey Mutero & 73 year-old Erita Bhebhe, were using goblins to make children sick. During the cleansing ceremony, the two women were given ‘holy water’ to drink but it turned out to be a lethal poison instead. The two women died on the way to the hospital and now the shaman is on the run from authorities. So what did we learn here? You don’t drink something that was given to you by a stranger. Oh, and I guess don’t kill people just because you assume they’re a witch. I’m not sure what else to say simply because there’s nothing to analyze. So…how about we get right to the question of the day! Would you rather be poisoned with, a glass of kool-aid or a pouch of Capri-sun? (That is now officially the dumbest question I’ve ever asked.)
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