Boys Discover Decomposing Sasquatch Foot in Woods?

Boys Discover Decomposing Sasquatch Foot in Woods?

Now it seems that Bigfoot is missing a foot. Now we have no excuse to not catch him because now he can’t run away from us as fast as he use to! However, before we all go out and start sprinting after Bigfoot, let’s make sure that this foot is actually from the hairy ape himself. On March 29th, 2013 over in Lakeville, Massachusetts two young boys were out in the woods exploring when they stumbled upon something lying on the ground. They soon discovered that it was a decomposing foot. They told local authorities and Sgt. Steven Leanues arrived where the boys said they found the foot and sure enough, there it was. The foot was sent to a medical examiner by Police Chief Frank Alvilhiera. The medical examiner determined that it wasn’t a human foot. Chief Frank believes that it could be a bear foot or that it belonged to another animal, though the foot does appear to have five toes. The foot has been sent away for further testing and Frank says it could be a while before we finally hear an official results.

(A picture of the severed, decomposed foot.)

Oh shhhit…I just noticed that that’s only half of a foot. What the fuck, where’s the other half? It looks like Leatherface got Bigfoot. But in all seriousness, while I don’t know what exactly this foot came from, I don’t think it was from a bear. Sure a skeletal bear’s foot does look kind of similar, but this foot looks more human-like. Could this mean that it’s a Bigfoot foot? Maybe. I want to wait for the test result back before I come to a conclusion. What do you think? Is this an actual Bigfoot foot or does it belong to something like a bear?