Mysterious Hairballs Plague Texas Campus?

Mysterious Hairballs Plague Texas Campus?

When you go to college, you understand that you’re probably going to see some weird shit every now and then. Maybe someone throwing up in the bathroom from to much booze, or perhaps people having very awkward make-out sessions in the hallway. But the students over at the University of Texas discovered something that nobody would ever expect to find on their campus. Found around the first floor elevator lobby, strange balls of hair had showed up and no one knew where they came from. Linda Houston, a janitor at the university for 25 years, says that she’s never seen anything like them before. Despite not know how they get there or what/who they belong to, she believes that they of human origin. Freshman Zachary Adams decided to investigate where these strange hairballs originated from. One theory was that they came from the floor cleaning machines’ brushes breaking off. This theory was proven wrong when Adams found that the bristles don’t resemble those of the hairballs. But, he wonders if the machines are spinning stray lint into small balls and then throwing them around the lobby. Linda disagrees, stating that she knows what lint looks like and these aren’t lint, they’re balls of actual hair. She adds that the floor cleaner doesn’t spin lint or hair into small balls. As of now, the origin of the hairballs still remains a mystery.

(*Insert all tribble and trimmed pubs jokes here*) Oh man, those hairballs sure are freaky. I mean, they just lie there and do…nothing. It’s truly scary! That, or maybe I’m just a bit loopy because I haven’t slept for almost 20 hours now. (Don’t ask why, just accept it. Wait, I think I said that the last time I didn’t sleep for over 20 hours and it was still weird. And now this is sounding very inappropriate…I’m gonna stop now.) Regardless, I honestly have no idea what the hair balls could be. Most likely this is some stupid frat prank. I don’t think something supernatural is leaving behind hairballs. But if that’s the case, then the paranormal just entered a whole new level of what the fuckery. So where do you think the hairballs are coming from? Are they coming from something supernatural or is this just a bad frat prank?